Star Trek’s Dead Ensigns

Hey, don't steal our damn idea for a comic in this one, OK? Bozo. Anyway. We also discuss how Geordie could get his visor back, and how much I just wanna be with the doctor in real life...
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You gotta make sure you know where your food's coming from... Only true way to know it's non-replicated food is if there's a human hair in that bowl of lasgna, of course.
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It's time to discuss the finales, who ended best? Who ended worse? Find out! Hopefully this episode gets at least 7 Weyouns out of a Gul Dukat from you...
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Hey! We got tired of reading synopsises of Discovery and the "watch-along" format is a little played out. So hey, just gonna keep it light and breezy from now on. We'll keep watching Discovery, have to absorb that content of course, but the updates will be a little less of a focus.
That aside, we're right into our sar trek show with some star wars talk! But we go on about classic characters like Travis of Enterprise fame, and Chakotay of Voyager fame. And of course, the best star trek character, Da Doctor babyyyyy.
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This is it folks, we've looked at the data, all of it. We've taken in everyone's opinion, collated all of the surveys. We have the definitive answer to whether or not the Ferengi are offensive. But before that, ever think of investing in KrimboCoin? Hear our sales pitch before we delve into the Ferengi details! Oh, and please welcome our new third host, Grimulak...
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We're finally out of our batch episodes and hey we're back in to Discovery! And boy what an episode to come back on!
Not only are we introduced to the canon Elon Musk, but also the Discovery's tactics officer! Two morons in one episode, what an achievement for the franchise. Oh, and the tardigrade is still here and everyone knows about it. If you're sticking around for the Voyager talk, I can't blame ya...
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Today we're sipping on them spores baby! Finally we reach our titular ship, The Discovery, and decide to talk a bit about Voyager instead I guess. Our hero, The White Vulcan, is on a prison transport vessel, and ends up having to fight a big water bear for a guy who's allergic to light. Wonder what they could do with those tardigrade mouths, though...
 
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Time for us to phaser the breeze, as we step into our first simple, general chit-chat episode! Klingon Opera, Vulcan Panfar, and Ferengi accidental oomox are just some of today's topics. And of course, all things fall back on one of the best episodes of DS9, when Molly became a caveperson. Well, maybe she shoulda stuck around for more than an episode...
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Episode 2 and things in the binary start system are really starting to kick off, and also end I guess.
Listen to how Maks lost his faith in the human project from a little country music. Also what if we got an episode about the tallest Ferengi in the galaxy. And, question of the week, ever seen a toilet in this damn series? We haven't.
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Welcome aboard a brand new Star Trek podcast! Let Ben and Maks engage with you as they journey through the unexplored terrain of Star Trek Discovery! Yay!
It's episode 1, where we get introduced to our new heroes in their brand new pre-TOS high-tech ship. Even some new klingons? Apparently! Wow, what a trek this will be, huh. hahaha
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